The felon is still sending me messages...Lord above please give me the strength to not go to his work and personally strangle him. I just need to be left alone!
On a lighter note I am offically a single woman NOT on the prowl. I'm just exhausted. These men take to much energy and I'm going to have an embolism if I do not start focusing on more important things. I thought I would share another short story about a guy that I dated. I lovingly call him In-and-Out Adam.
I met In-and-out Adam through one of my friends who goes to a different university then me. I-A-O Adam met one weekend I went down to visit her. We hung out and he was super sweet. I thought this guy is perfect for me. He talks about wanting to be in a relationship, he is kind, says wonderful things about me to my friend, and he wants to come visit me at my school soon! This was awesome.
Until I slept with him.
He came up to the ville after a couple weeks of chatting on the phone. We went on a date which was really fun, and I started visualizing him as my boyfriend. Two weeks later he came back up to the ville and we ended up getting hot and heavy. I asked him to stay the night and he didn't refuse. We climbed into my bed and started really making out. I was totally into it and told him to get a condom (safety first Ladies!) out of my desk. He puts the condom on and of course puts in where it needs to go. I lay there all ready and geared up to go, and then the weirdest thing happened. Three thrusts and FIN-E-TOE...he was finished. I lay there absolutely stunned. WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!??? I couldn't believe he came...so I asked him politely, "Why did you stop is there something wrong?", His response, "Uh no..I just finished..", "Oh really?", "Yeah...I'll be right back". In-and-out Adam slips into the bathroom and comes back a few mins later. Meanwhile I'm mouthing profanities to the ceiling. In my head I was like WHAT THE HELL!!!! He comes back to the bed to cuddle with me and I decided I'm not going to jump to conclusions; maybe he had a long day or hadn't masturbated in a while. I'll give it another shot. So about 30 mins later we start up again. This time I'm taking it much slower and trying to help him along. 15 seconds later he pulls out and walks to the bathroom. FUCK THIS. Now I was pissed. Fuck me badly once shame on you, fuck me badly twice shame on me.
In-and-out Adam emerges from the bathroom. I say, "Um Adam...is this a common problem?", "What do you mean?" as he throws me the death glance. "Well I like sex...ALOT...and well I like to have it for a long long time...so I think we are going to need to work on this, because its sort of a big deal to me, especially if we are going to start dating." "Yeah yeah I know." He lays back down and scoots as far from me as possible. In the morning we go to the state fair and he barely talks to me. It was totally uncomfortable and it felt like he had changed into a completely different person. I didn't want to see him anymore because of that horrifying experience and I know he was to embarrassed to say anything to me. He dropped me off at my apartment and he sent me an email when he got home saying he wasn't ready for a real relationship yet but wanted to remain close friends. I laughed out loud when I read it knowing what he meant was...please don't tell everyone that I fucked you only for 20 seconds! I responded respectfully saying that I thought that was a great idea.
A couple days later I was rehashing the story to one of my close friends and she stopped me in mid-sentence. "Lael...was he a virgin!?" I stopped everything I was doing and burst into laughter. "You don't think he was? Do you?, "Uh Lael you took his v-card!!! And then mortified him!" "I did not!!" In-and-out Adam was bad in bed.
End of story.
Until Next Time,
Singlegalnthecity
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